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Natay nga aso

Maysa a lalaki ti nakisarita iti padi no mabalin a mailualuanna ti natay nga asona. Ngem di kinayat ti padi, “Saanmi ng ar-aramiden iti kasta kadagiti animal,” kinunana. “Adda simbaan dita bangir a kanto, mapanmo padasen sadiay bareng mayatda.” “Padasek ngarud Padre,” kinuna ti lalaki, “mayatda ngatan iti $5,000 a donasyon?” Sinallabay ti padi ti lalaki, “Gurayka,” kinunana, “ti ammok ngamin itay ket saan a katoliko ta asom!”

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Amin-amin

Nahold-up ti nagluganan da Maria ken ti lolangna. Pinababa dagiti holduper dagiti naglugan. “Dagiti babbai, agyanda iti kannigid!” Naturay ti bilin ti pangulo dagiti holduper. “Dagiti lallaki, iti kannawan!”
Maar-arakattot a nagtungpal dagiti pasahero. “Dakayo a lallaki,” kinuna manen ti naturay a timek, “ramesenyo amin dagiti babbai!” Ket ditan a di nakateppel ni Maria a nagsarita: “Apo holduper, saanyo koman, a, iraman ni lolangko ket baketen.” Impakaasina. “Hoy!” indil-ag ti baket iti apokona. “No amin kunadan, a, ket aminen!”

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Blackie
Naimbitaran ni Bonie a makipangrabii iti balay ti nobiana. Pikpikpikenna ti aso iti abay ti nagtugawanna idi makauttot la unay. Pinadpadasna nga inipit ngem nagsawaw latta isu a nangngeg ti ina ti nobia. “Blackie! Pumanawka’dta!” binugtakna ti aso. Naragsakan ni Bonie iti nangngegna. Pagarup ti baket a ti aso ti immuttot, nakunana iti panunotna. Ket addadta manen nga agpilit a rummuar ti uttotna. Pinadasna latta nga inipit ngem nagsultip la ket ngarud ti nakaat-atiddog ti kimmotna. “Blackie!!!” Inriaw ti baket. “Pumanawka’dta sakbay a mapugtitannaka!!!”

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Awan ti Nalaad

Maysa a politiko ti agkunkuna a di pay kano nakakita iti nalaad ditoy daga. Maysa nga aldaw a panagkampaniana, kinunana: “Manipud kinaubingko, diak pay nakakita iti nalaad a tao ditoy daga!” Idi kuan adda maysa a nakalalaad a babai a napan immasideg iti politiko. “Apo, apay ngarud siak ket nakalalaadak! Awan pay makailaw-an a mangarem kaniakon!”
Sinango ti politiko ti babai: “Para kaniak, maysa ka a napintas a babai. Kaska la maysa nga anghel nga intinnag iti langit, isuna laeng ta immun-una a nagdisso ta rupam!”

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TAO ITI UNEG TI RADIO

Titser: Class, daytoy ti assignmentyo: Apay nga adda tao nga agsasao iti uneg ti radio? Idi makasangpet ni Edson iti balayda, winarwarna a sigud ti radioda banag a nagsiddaawan ni Baldo nga amana.
Baldo: “Edson! Apay a warwaraem metten ta radio?”
Edson: “Kitaek laeng no adda tao iti unegna, Tang. Assignment mi ngamin idiay eskuelaan!”
Baldo: “Langgong! Kasano a makitam nga adda tao dita unegna ket no awan met bateryana!

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Awan a pulos

Math ti agdama a subject iti klase ni Mestro Poling.
“Dunggaw,” kinunana, “uppat a kaimito, ikkatem ti dua, mano’t matidda?”
Dunggaw: “Dua no kua, a, sir!”
Mr. Poling: “Very good! Danilo, no adda lima a bayabasko, sako kanen ti maysa, mano’t matidda?”
Danilo: “Uppat laengen, a, sir!”
Mr. Poling: “Very good! Anton, takder! Adda tallo nga iggemmo a santol, impanmo diay refrigerator ti maysa, mano ngaruden ti ig-iggamam?
Anton: “Tallo latta, a, sir!”
Mr. Poling: “Apay koma a tallo?”
Anton: “Wen, a, ta awan met ti refrigerator mi!”

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Maka-Florida Diay Pulis

Dalin ken Florida aglumlumba da idiay highway. Idi makadanonda iti busy intersection isnsigida binaddekan ti driver ti Dalin diay break. Kasta met nga inggiddan diay driver ti Florida ngem nadungpar pay la diay ubet ti Dalin. Dinamag ti pulis diay driver ti Florida: 'Bagis maibagam no kasano kapardas dayta Dalin itay maatrasannaka? Ngekkk!!!

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Madama ti mansayag:[Josie ti nagan ti natay ]Nanang ti natay: Agdung-dung-aw..Ay Josie ... bunga... aya pinanawannakkon bunga...annakko..bunga Josie......Mely: Nanang....dida maawatan ta "English ti pagsasao ditoy.Nanang ti natay: Nagtugaw ....saan a makatalna..dina maepeksa ti ladingitna unay ken Josie Bunga.Nanang ti Natay: Nagsubli...a agsangit.. Ay ..Juicy Fruit ...Juicy Fruit..annakko...Juicy Fruit...People: Smilling....He...he..he...

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During military training..maysa a rabii..
Nemie: an-annuenta tokak..?
Pal: Dika agtagtagari....
Nemie: Abuyaka....tengnga ti rabii idin..
Dino: Nabuak ti maysa a platon...aglaglagto ni Dino... dina ammo ti isasaona
aglaglagto pay..
Nemie: inkabilko ti tokak ti uneg ti pantalonna ti tokak aglaglagto ti uneg...
isu a aglaglagto ni Dino...he..he..he..

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Format your phone/ format n70,6600,n7610,6620

Format your phone using your four fingers

format your phone by doing  step by steps procedure down here.

Reset to factory defaults (*#7780#) : Restores settings but preserves user data (photos, 3rd party apps etc)
Reset (*#7370#) : This reformats completely the C: drive. All applications and files stored on this drive will be lost and clean default files will be rewritten.

save a data first 

Steps: how to format using your fingers?

1. Switch off your phone.

2. hold down the green keypad or call  answer button

3. hold down ( * )key button .

4. hold down number ( 3 ) button.

5.turn it on and keep holding three buttons till phone ask you to enter your country, then date and time.

If you do not get prompted to enter the country and date and time, then the format has failed.
just follow the steps..

It may take a few attempts and very flexible fingers!

For the memory card, eject the memory card from the phone and connect it to PC using card reader. Format the memory card from PC.

and you can format your memory card phone using your phone by pressing format memory card..

meaning deletes everything on it, and starts it over from new, if your to do so make sure you back up whats on the memory card so you do not lose evrything.

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TEENAGER MANEN

Maysa nga aldaw, kinasarita ti maysa a baket ni Jesus. Sinaludsod ti baket no mano pay a tawen ti panagbiagna ditoy daga. “25 pay a tawen” insungbat ni Jesus. Gapu iti napalaus a ragsak iti baket, napanna a dagus pinaretuke ti rupana ta adu ngaminen iti kuribetbetna. Napalabas iti sumagmamano nga aldaw, kasla teenager manen ti langa ti baket. Maysa nga aldaw nga ibaballasiwn a iti kalsada, naatalan iti napegges a lugan ket natay. Ket ditan a nagsarangda manen ken ni Jesus. “Imbagam a 25 pay a tawen iti panagbiagko, Apo, ngem apay a binaybay-annak metten?” sinaludsod ti baket. “Pasensiakan”, insungbat ni Jesus, “dika ngamin nalasin!”

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A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
"Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know.
"It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..."
"Tell us!"
"Well", he starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!'"
One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle."
"Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

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A mathematical biologist spends his vacation hiking in the Scottish highlands. One day, he encounters a shepherd with a large herd of sheep. One of these cuddly, woolly animals would make a great pet, he thinks...
"How much for one of your sheep?" he asks the shepherd.
"They aren't for sale", the shepherd replies.
The math biologist ponders for a moment and then says: "I will give you the precise number of sheep in your herd without counting. If I'm right, don't you think that I deserve one of them as a reward?"
The shepherd nods.
The math biologist says: "387".
The shepherd is silent for a while and then says: "You're right. I hate to loose any of my sheep, but I promised: One of them is yours. Have your pick!"
The math biologist grabs one of the animals, puts it on his shoulders, and is about to march on, when the shepherd says: "Wait! I will tell you what your profession is, and if I'm right I'll get the animal back."
"That's fair enough."
"You must be a mathematical biologist."
The man is stunned. "You're right. But how could you know?"
"That's easy: You gave me the precise number of sheep without counting - and then you picked my dog..."

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Two math professors are sitting in a pub.
"Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little the general public knows about mathematics?"
"Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps a bit too pessimistic."
"I don't think so", the first one replies. "And anyhow, I have to go to the washroom now."
He goes off, and the other professor decides to use this opportunity to play a prank on his colleague. He makes a sign to the pretty, blonde waitress to come over.
"When my friend comes back, I'll wave you over to our table, and I'll ask you a question. I would like you to answer: x to the third over three. Can you do that?"
"Sure." The girl giggles and repeats several times: "x to the third over three, x to the third over three, x to the third over three..."
When the first professor comes back from the washroom, his colleague says: "I still think, you're way too pessimistic. I'm sure the waitress knows a lot more about mathematics than you imagine."
He makes her come over and asks her: "Can you tell us what the integral of x squared is?"
She replies: "x to the third over three."
The other professor's mouth drops wide open, and his colleague grins smugly when the waitress adds: "...plus C."

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A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: "Please, help me!"
They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass.
"Please, help me!" the frog repeats. "I'm not really a frog: I'm an enchanted, beautiful princess. Kiss me, and the spell will be broken - and I will be yours forever..."
The CS student picks up the frog and examines it carefully from all sides - making not even an attempt to kiss it.
"You don't have to marry me", the frog continues frantically, "if you're afraid of the commitment. I'll do whatever you wish me to do if you just kiss me..."
The frog's voice is silenced, when the CS student puts the animal into the right pocket of his pants.
"But why don't you kiss her?!" the math student asks.
"You know", the CS student replies, "I simply don't have time for a girlfriend - but a frog that talks makes a really cool pet..."

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An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting.
The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?"
The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK."
The math finance person: "What about $300,000?"
The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?"
"Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."

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An American mathematician returns home from a conference in Moscow on real and complex analysis.
The immigration officer at the airport glances at his landing card and says: "So, your trip to Russia was business related. What's the nature of your business?"
"I am a professor of mathematics."
"What kind of mathematics are you doing?"
The professor ponders for a split second, trying to come up with something that would sound specific enough without making the immigration officer suspicious, and replies: "I am an analyst."
The immigration officer nods with approval: "I think it's great that guys like you go to Russia to help those poor ex-commies to get their stock market on its feet..."

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