4. Who was the fastest runner in the whole world?
Adam, because he was the first in the human race .
Adam, because he was the first in the human race .
5. Did you hear about the student who said he couldn't write an essay on goldfish for his homework, because he didn't have any waterproof ink?
6. Have you heard about the gym teacher who ran around exam rooms, hoping to jog students' memories
...Or, the craft teacher who had her pupils in stitches?
...Or, the cooking teacher who thought Hamlet was an omelette with bacon?