Pussy and Sexy Doc

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Teacher: John, why did you bring your cat to school today?

John (crying): I heard the mailman tell mom "When the kid goes to school, I'm gonna eat your pussy!"

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Sexy doc

Sexy: Doc, magpapacheck-up po?
Doc: Sige maghubad ka ng panty at bra, tapos mahiga ka.
Sexy: Hindi po ako, itong lola ko po.
Doc: Sige lola, hinga ng malalim!

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