Mens Jokes, Humor about mens perspective. Have some fun. Read a funny mens joke. Better yet read a few dozen mens jokes.Politically Correct Usage When Talking About/To Females
She does not: GET PMS---She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not have: A KILLER BODY---She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not: A BAD COOK---She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not: A BAD DRIVER---She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She is not a: PERFECT 10---She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
She is not: EASY---She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV---She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED
She does not have: SEXY LIPS---She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
She does not get: DRUNK---She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
You do not ask her: TO DANCE---You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
She is not: A GOSSIP---She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR
She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH---She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
She does not have: A GREAT BUTT---She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS---She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She is not: COLD OR FRIGID---She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP---She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)---Her breasts are: CENTRALLY LOCATED
She will never: GAIN WEIGHT---She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER---She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS---She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
She does not have: A HARD BODY---She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
She does not: SUN BATHE---She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
Her breast will never: SAG---They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH---She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
She does not: CUT YOU OFF---She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
She does not have: BIG HAIR---She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
She does not: SNORE---She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE
She does not: GET DRUNK---She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
She does not have: BIG HOOTERS---Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER
She is not: TOO SKINNY---She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT
